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Aug 21 2014

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

therealbarbielifts:

theperksofrecovery:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

peed myself OH MY GOD

I’m literally crying omg.

All other ice bucket challengers (including the ever-adorable Chris Pratt) can go home - THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE

via rahhh-ss
Aug 21 2014

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

via mypussybaldlikecaillou
Aug 21 2014

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: winchestersaints)

via j-frederick